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CELEBRATE YOUR LOVE ON THE WATER 💕 With Palapa Tours

🎟️ Just the Two of You – Romance, River Views & Relaxation

Planning something sweet and simple? Book a few seats and celebrate your special day with a relaxing cruise on the Ottawa River. Sip tropical cocktails, enjoy the breeze, and toast to your journey together—no big crowd needed, just good vibes and gorgeous views.

🌴 Private Charter – Your Love, Your Boat

Looking to go all-out? Book the whole boat for an intimate celebration with up to 12 of your favorite people. Think sunset cruises, your playlist on Bluetooth, a chilled drink in hand, and that just-married (or still-madly-in-love) feeling. Bring your own snacks or let us take care of the catering—it’s your day, your way.

⏰ Back-to-Back Cruises – Because One Cruise Isn’t Enough

If one ride just won’t cut it on your big day, book back-to-back cruises and we’ll gift you an extra 30 minutes FREE—plus save you $100. That’s 3.5 hours of cruising, dancing, laughing, and celebrating your love on the water. Just book online and email us for the extended experience.

🚤 Side-by-Side Boats – Celebrate With a Bigger Circle

Got a whole crew coming out to toast your love? We’ve got you. Charter two boats and cruise side-by-side—double the fun, double the love. Bonus: Save $50 per boat when you book together.

ANNIVERSARY VIBES ON THE OTTAWA RIVER 💍🌅

Whether you're marking one year or a milestone, your anniversary deserves a celebration as unique as your love story. Palapa Tours offers the perfect floating escape—romantic, relaxed, and effortlessly fun.


🍾 Private cruises for up to 12 guests per boat (or 24 with two boats)
🎶 90-minute or extended tours with your music, games, and themes
🥂 BYO snacks or let us coordinate with local catering partners
🍹 Bartender on board to serve up island-inspired drinks
📸 Instagram-worthy sunsets, river views & all the romantic vibes


So pop the bubbly, grab your soulmate (and maybe your besties), and let’s cruise into another beautiful year—together.


Book your anniversary cruise today. Love’s better on the water. 💖🌊🍸

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HOW THE BAR TAB WORKS ON A PALAPA CRUISE

Ah yes—the Bar Tab.

One of life’s most important logistics when you’re floating on a tiki boat, drink in hand, and the sun dipping low over Parliament Hill. Here's everything you need to know about how we handle the tab while you handle the fun:

Everyone’s on their own—unless you’re a couple, in which case, we’ll leave it to you to decide if it’s “your treat” or “split it like rent.”


We’ll open a tab for you at the bar, and last call is 25 minutes before the cruise ends. That’s when we start settling up your bills so nobody’s scrambling at the dock (or trying to tap their card while tipsy).


You’ve got options—and we love a group with a plan. Here's how you can roll:

  1. Individual Tabs for Everyone:
    Great for friends, families, or those who prefer not to Venmo each other for $7.50 after the cruise.
  2. Group Tab with a Limit:
    Popular with corporate groups. Something like:
    👉 “First two drinks are on us, then you’re on your own.”
    Just tell the bartender who’s covered and how far the generosity goes.
  3. Open Bar All the Way:
    You’re a legend. We’ll run the tab and settle it all on one bill at the end. Simple, seamless, and everyone loves you.


🚤 Got Two Boats?
Each boat runs and settles its own tab. No cross-boat charges (the river isn’t that flexible).


  • We’re a mostly cashless venue.
    We learned the hard way: wind + cash = tips swimming with the fishes. So bring a card or tap device, and keep the paper money for the end-of-night food truck run.
  • Automatic Gratuity = 18%.
    It’s added to every tab, but if you want to leave more, we absolutely won’t stop you (our crew might cry happy tears).
  • Want to leave a cash tip?
    Totally welcome—and super appreciated. Our staff will do a little happy dance once you disembark (probably out of sight, but it’ll happen).
  • Tips are split between Captain & First Mate.
    If you want to tip one specifically, just do it in cash—and discreetly, like you’re passing top-secret info. 🕵️‍♂️


CATERING THAT BRINGS THE VIBES!

Catering That Brings the Vibes!

We’re teaming up with some amazing partners to bring you delicious dining options for your Palapa adventure! Whether you're looking for a full Dine & Cruise deal, a convenient pick-up option, or the ultimate on-board dining experience, we’ve got you covered.

Dine & Cruise Deals

Dine & Cruise Deals

Dine & Cruise Deals

Enjoy exclusive meal packages with our partner restaurants before or after your tour.

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Order & Pick Up

Dine & Cruise Deals

Dine & Cruise Deals

Grab your meal and bring it on board for the perfect floating feast.

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On-Board Catering

Dine & Cruise Deals

On-Board Catering

Order ahead, and we’ll have your meal waiting for you on the boat—fresh, and ready to go!

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